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Many toothless, militia-sympathizing morons like to believe that Democrats somehow own the franchise on wife cheating, probably because of the legend of John F. Kennedy and the "Bash-Clinton" psycho cottage industry which employs retard inbreds like Kenneth Starr and Paula Jones' attorneys. But when you tally the facts, there are a huge number - more than three times as many Republicans who have cheated on their wives than Democrats. Let's count up the Randy Right Wingers......
Don't forget - Republican women can be adulterous, too! There are lots of cheating Republican ho's on our list!
Rep. Susan "Congressional 'Ho" Myrick
REMEMBER - DEAD POLITICIANS DON'T COUNT!
Honor Roll of Shame:
|Rep. Henry Hyde||Broke up a family during his seven year adulterous affair!|
|Mike Bowers||Cheated on his wife for FIFTEEN YEARS!|
|George Bush||Linda Tripp says had he an affair with a woman named "Jennifer"|
|Newt Gingrich||Dumped his ex-wife while she was in a hospital bed suffering from cancer....|
|Bob Dole||Cheated on his first wife with his current wife, Elizabeth Dole.|
|Former Rep. Bob Dornan||Reported to have cheated on and beaten his wife.|
|John Linder||Has a wandering eye for his female staff members.|
|Ronald Reagan||Dumped Jane Wyman by cheating on her with several Hollywood starlets|
|William Cohen||Dumped his white wife for a new black one.|
|Guy Millner||Has been married three times, partly because he has sex with women he isn't married to....|
|Rush Limbaugh||Fat as he may be, he cheated on two of his three wives...|
|Mitch Skandalakis||Hired hookers from his Las Vegas hotel room!|
|Michael Deaver||Was so drunk he doesn't remember hiring hookers...|
|John Warner||Dumped his wife for Elizabeth Taylor...|
|Bill Randall||A Florida Congressional candidate and minister, he fathered an illegitimate child during his affair!|
|Bill McCartney||Promise Keepers founder who didn't keep his Promise to his wife and then lied about it for 20 years!|
|Rep. Dan Burton||Had at least six adulterous affairs, and fathered a bastard son who, today, he ignores!!|
|Rep. Bob Barr||Cheated on all three of his wives - and coerced one into having an abortion - then lied about it!|
|Rudolph Giuliani||Boffs his assistant in Gracie Mansion while his wife stays home with the kids!|
|Sen. Strom Thurmond||Cheated on his fourth wife at age 88!!|
|Gilbert Davis||Paula Jones' attorney, who allowed himself to be videotaped DrUnK during his adultery!|
|Bob Packwood||Drank huge amounts of hard liquor and then tongue-kissed his female staffers against their will!|
|Gov. Kirk Fordice||Got so hopped up by his mistress that he crashed his Jeep Cherokee and got himself hurt!|
|Beverly Russell||The Christian Coalition coordinator who molested his stepdaughter Susan Smith, who later killed her own kids.|
|Marv Albert||Calls himself a Republican, bites his longtime mistresses, and has sex with her while wearing women's panties!|
Other Horny Republicans:
N.C. Rep. Sue Myrick - Who cheated on her husband and left him for another man!
LA. Rep. Bob Livingston - The GOP Speaker-to-never-be, who cheated on his wife Bonnie - with at least four women!
Michael Huffington - The Former GOP Congressman who cheated on his wife Arianna - with other men!
Oklahoma Lt. Gov. Mary Fallin - Who had an adulterous affair with her Security Guard - a state trooper!
Rep. Helen Chenoweth - Who screwed most every married male member of the Idaho Legislature!
The Charleston County, S.C. Solicitor, a Republican, who had an extramarital affair - a GAY affair with another man.....
Jim Bakker - Who eventually got locked up in chains and sent to federal prison.
Jimmy Swaggart - Who broke down crying after he got busted with an ugly hooker!
We really should mention John Tower, the infamous alcoholic woman-chasing midget U.S. Senator, but he's dead, so he doesn't count!
Honorable Democrat Mention
President Clinton, who allowed himself to be the benficiary of fellatio from a fat chick. Big Freakin' deal.....
Rep. Joe Kennedy, who took his cue from Master Mike Bowers and "came out of the closet" a while back with that unbelievable and totally shocking revelation that yet another Kennedy had engaged in an Adulterous affair. I was floored when I heard that. Joe also was forced to come clean for fear of exposure......now doesn't that sound like someone we all know????
Sen. Ted Kennedy, who crashed his car with his mistress and drowned her.
Rev. Henry Lyons, the President of the National Baptist Convention, who bought a Rolls Royce and a Mercedes and a $700,000.00 house with his mistress, which his wife tried to burn down.
Colorado Governor Roy Romer, the head of the Democratic National Committee, who recently admitted a longtime but "non-sexual" (yeah.....right!) relationship with his top aide.
So if you are a female, beware in the presence of Republicans. Statistically, there is a 33 to 10 likelihood that you will be propositioned by one of them, and at least two of them will be stinking drunk - and two of them will be GAY! Somebody really ought to do something about the "Party of Family Values!" They're simply too horny!
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